🏈 DRAFT ORDER 26-27 🏆
13 game days · July 16–29, 2026 · saarthisthebestatfantasyfootball.com
👑 presented by Saarth, the reigning RCML Champ 🏆
📖 THE RULES
- Play the games every day — earning games paid tokens, gambling games paid a lot more (or fed the House).
- Counters reset daily at NOON CENTRAL. The lobby closed July 29, noon Central.
- A QUARTER of everything you lost gambling went to the House — capped at 100/day.
- THE ADIT PENALTY — the fewer who played in a day, the more the House collected:
- 0–4 players — House +150
- 5–6 — +100
- 7–9 — +50
- 10+ — nothing! :(
- Tokens bought action cards for the shot glass ceremony — peeks, swaps, JUST SAY NO, and rarer weapons.
- Purchases were secret all event — nobody, not even Saarth, could see who bought what. Until now.
- Per-person limits on every card; two cards had global stock (Lock It In ×2, Double Turn ×3).
- Buying locked Wednesday, July 29 at noon Central. 22,034 tokens were spent in total.
- At the draft: a shot glass ceremony. 12 shot glasses, each with a draft number underneath. Even Saarth didn't know which was which — Anisha prepped them.
- Your final RANKING was the order you took "actions" during the ceremony.
- Valid actions on your turn: pick a shot glass (if you didn't have one) or play a card. One action per turn unless a card said otherwise.
- JUST SAY NO wasn't an action — playable any time, even out of turn, holdable to the very end.
- Swaps and peeks targeted PICKED glasses only.
- We kept going till everyone's actions resolved, took a shot together, then revealed our draft positions and locked in our fate.
Every card that existed, and how many the league bought.
| CARD ⇅ | SOLD ⇅ | WHAT IT DOES |
|---|---|---|
| Skip My Turn | 46 | Sit out one of your turns during the ceremony. |
| Peek at Someone Else's Glass | 17 | Privately look at the number under a glass another player has PICKED. |
| Peek at Your Own Glass | 12 | Privately look at the number under your own picked glass. |
| JUST SAY NO | 10 | Cancel any action targeting YOUR glass. Not an action — play any time. Powerless vs Lock It In. |
| Swap (yours involved) | 10 | Swap your glass with another player's picked glass. No peeking first. |
| Raffle Ticket | 6 | An entry in the live draw for THE SWITCHEROO. |
| Double Turn | 3 | Take two additional actions this turn. Only 3 exist. |
| Lock It In | 2 | Your glass becomes untouchable for the rest of the ceremony. Cannot be JSN’d. Only 2 exist. |
| Blind Swap (others) | 2 | Swap two OTHER players' picked glasses. Yours stays put. |
The vault is open — every card, by whom, revealed at last.
| PLAYER ⇅ | CARDS ⇅ | WHAT THEY BOUGHT | RAFFLE ⇅ | SPENT 🪙 ⇅ |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Daniel | 19 | Skip My Turn ×11, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, Swap (yours involved) ×2, JUST SAY NO ×2, Double Turn ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1 | 1 | 2960 |
| Ben | 14 | Skip My Turn ×10, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, Swap (yours involved) ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1 | — | 2000 |
| Rahil | 13 | Skip My Turn ×5, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, Peek at Your Own Glass ×2, Swap (yours involved) ×2, Double Turn ×1, JUST SAY NO ×1 | — | 3225 |
| The House 👑 | 11 | Skip My Turn ×3, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, JUST SAY NO ×2, Peek at Your Own Glass ×2, Blind Swap (others) ×1, Swap (yours involved) ×1 | 1 | 2725 |
| Ryan | 11 | Skip My Turn ×5, Peek at Your Own Glass ×2, Swap (yours involved) ×2, JUST SAY NO ×1, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×1 | 2 | 2950 |
| Cullen | 8 | Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, Skip My Turn ×2, Lock It In ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1, JUST SAY NO ×1, Swap (yours involved) ×1 | — | 2725 |
| Adam | 6 | Skip My Turn ×4, JUST SAY NO ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1 | — | 1000 |
| Erika | 5 | Double Turn ×1, Lock It In ×1, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1, JUST SAY NO ×1 | 1 | 2125 |
| Ankeet | 5 | Skip My Turn ×3, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×1, Swap (yours involved) ×1 | — | 787 |
| Emily | 5 | Skip My Turn ×2, Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×1, JUST SAY NO ×1, Peek at Your Own Glass ×1 | — | 900 |
| Adit | 4 | Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×2, Blind Swap (others) ×1, Skip My Turn ×1 | 1 | 837 |
| Sean | 1 | Peek at Someone Else's Glass ×1 | — | 250 |
2,788GAMES PLAYED
26,298TOKENS WAGERED
22,034TOKENS SPENT IN THE STORE
643FIELD GOALS ATTEMPTED
359ROULETTE SPINS
102MEME LAUGHS (2,040 🪙 PAID)
🏆 FINAL STANDINGS — YOUR CEREMONY ORDER
| # | PLAYER | GAMES | EARNED | SCORE |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | RYAN | 341 | 8,983 | 10,688 |
| 2 | DANIEL | 342 | 7,427 | 9,137 |
| 3 | RAHIL | 354 | 6,756 | 8,526 |
| 4 | ERIKA | 330 | 4,214 | 5,864 |
| 5 | CULLEN | 179 | 3,386 | 4,281 |
| 6 | BEN | 174 | 3,084 | 3,954 |
| 7 | EMILY | 174 | 2,960 | 3,830 |
| 8 | ADIT | 164 | 2,233 | 3,053 |
| 9 | 👑 SAARTH (THE HOUSE) | 310 | 1,372 | 2,922 |
| 10 | ANKEET | 148 | 1,567 | 2,307 |
| 11 | ADAM | 122 | 1,340 | 1,950 |
| 12 | SEAN | 12 | 175 | 235 |
Ryan cracked the vault FIRST on day one and never looked back. Sean played 12 games in 13 days. The data does not lie.
📸 THE DRAFT ITSELF
12 glasses. 12 fates. One shot taken together.