📊 GAME AWARDS & STATS
every award, every record, every embarrassing number — frozen at the ceremony
🎰 THE GAMBLING AWARDS
🐋 THE WHALERYAN6,619 tokens wagered — a quarter of all league gambling, alone
🌧 THE RAINMAKERRAHIL+836 net, the only man the casino truly feared
💸 THE PHILANTHROPISTEMILY−660 net, incl. a 12-loss streak. The House thanks you for your service
🔥 THE HEATERDANIEL9 wins in a row (also 223 total bets — the most degenerate volume)
🥶 THE CURSEDADAM13 consecutive losses. His longest win streak: ONE. Statistically remarkable
🎯 BIGGEST SINGLE HITADITwent ALL IN (250) on Spain — collected 500 at full time
🎡 ROULETTE ORACLEDANIELcalled number 16 for +350, the table's biggest spin
⚽ THE WORLD CUP DESK
SPAIN, CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD. Five faithful backed them (Adit's 250 all-in the boldest). Two bet Argentina: Adam, with a courageous 5 tokens... and THE HOUSE, who lost 150 of its own money. Rahil and Daniel are reportedly still "the only ones good at sports betting."
🏈 ER-KICK-A — THE LEG AWARDS
🦵 BEST LEG (ACCURACY)ADIT95% — 38 of 40. Ice cold
👢 THE GOLDEN BOOT (VOLUME)DANIEL58 makes on 65 kicks (89%)
🩼 WORST LEGADAM63% — 22 of 35. Wide left, wide right, wide everything
📏 HONORABLE MENTIONBEN93% on 55 kicks — quietly elite
🏃 GRIDIRON GAUNTLET
⚡ THE UNTOUCHABLEERIKA8 touchdowns — MORE THAN THE REST OF THE LEAGUE COMBINED (5)
🔁 MOST ATTEMPTSRAHIL39 runs, 1 TD. Heart of a champion, ankles of a civilian
🐕 STEVIE'S PT
🦴 BEST PT TRAINERRAHIL240 hurdles across all 13 sessions — Stevie loves him most
🥈 ASSISTANT TRAINERDANIEL209 hurdles, also perfect attendance
🟩 SAARTH WORDLE
🧠 THE PROFESSORDANIELavg 2.8 guesses per solve — the league's sharpest mind
📅 MR. PERFECTRAHILsolved ALL 13 words. Not one miss, all event long
🪦 HARDEST WORDFAVREstumped 5 of 11 — a Hall of Famer, unrecognized
🍰 EASIEST WORDSCHAMP · DRAFT · COACH100% solve rate. You know your commissioner
🏎 RASHEE RICE SPECIAL
⏱ FASTEST LEAGUE LAPBEN — 7.49sset July 20, survived the whole meta. (The House ran 7.33 — pride only)
🏅 PODIUM KINGSDANIEL & CULLEN10 podium payouts each — 350 tokens in prize money apiece
😂 GUTHRIE GALLERY OF MEMES
🤡 THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPCULLEN30 laughs received — 600 tokens in comedy royalties
🖼 MOST PROLIFIC ARTISTEMILY10 memes hung — a full gallery wall
💛 PATRON OF THE ARTSRAHIL16 laughs given — most generous audience member (the House gave 33, but the House doesn't count)
📊 ATTENDANCE & THE VAULT
🏋️ THE IRON THREERAHIL · DANIEL · ADAMplayed all 13 of 13 days
👻 THE GHOSTSEAN2 days played, 11th to crack the vault, one raffle ticket short of legend
🔓 FIRST INTO THE VAULTRYANrank 1, day one, +50 — and he finished #1 overall. Poetry
⚖️ ADIT PENALTY REPORTONLY 350 COLLECTED6 slow days all event. The league starved the House. Adit's name is cleared
❤️ THE GUEST DIVISION
👸 GUEST CHAMPIONMARY BETH1,014 tokens — richest person in the entire casino, league included. Backed Spain, beat the House, out-scored half the league. Give her a franchise
every number locked at noon on July 29, 2026 · click headers to sort · 👑 = the House · ❤️ = guest
🏈 ER-KICK-A
| PLAYER ⇅ | KICKS ⇅ | MAKES ⇅ | ACC % ⇅ |
|---|
| Daniel | 65 | 58 | 89 |
| Ryan | 60 | 54 | 90 |
| Rahil | 65 | 54 | 83 |
| The House 👑 | 65 | 53 | 82 |
| Erika | 60 | 52 | 87 |
| Ben | 55 | 51 | 93 |
| Cullen | 55 | 42 | 76 |
| Ankeet | 50 | 41 | 82 |
| Adit | 40 | 38 | 95 |
| Emily | 40 | 35 | 88 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 35 | 24 | 69 |
| Adam | 35 | 22 | 63 |
| Sean | 5 | 4 | 80 |
| lomfy ❤️ | 8 | 4 | 50 |
| Vidu ❤️ | 5 | 2 | 40 |
🏃 GRIDIRON GAUNTLET
| PLAYER ⇅ | RUNS ⇅ | TDS ⇅ |
|---|
| Erika | 34 | 8 |
| Cullen | 33 | 3 |
| Rahil | 39 | 1 |
| Ben | 33 | 1 |
| The House 👑 | 33 | 1 |
| Ryan | 36 | 0 |
| Ankeet | 30 | 0 |
| Daniel | 36 | 0 |
| Adam | 21 | 0 |
| Emily | 10 | 0 |
| Sean | 3 | 0 |
| Adit | 9 | 0 |
| papa ❤️ | 3 | 0 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 21 | 0 |
🐕 STEVIE'S PT
| PLAYER ⇅ | SESSIONS ⇅ | HURDLES ⇅ |
|---|
| Rahil | 13 | 240 |
| The House 👑 | 13 | 227 |
| Daniel | 13 | 209 |
| Cullen | 10 | 172 |
| Adit | 9 | 152 |
| Ryan | 12 | 113 |
| Ben | 11 | 102 |
| Emily | 6 | 65 |
| Adam | 10 | 63 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 8 | 27 |
| Erika | 12 | 20 |
| Ankeet | 10 | 18 |
| Sean | 1 | 0 |
🟩 SAARTH WORDLE
| PLAYER ⇅ | DAYS PLAYED ⇅ | SOLVES ⇅ | AVG GUESSES ⇅ |
|---|
| Daniel | 13 | 12 | 2.8 |
| Adam | 13 | 11 | 3.1 |
| Rahil | 13 | 13 | 3.5 |
| Ryan | 12 | 10 | 2.9 |
| Ben | 11 | 10 | 3.0 |
| Cullen | 11 | 10 | 3.9 |
| Erika | 11 | 8 | 3.4 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 9 | 8 | 3.9 |
| Ankeet | 10 | 7 | 3.7 |
| Emily | 8 | 4 | 2.5 |
| Adit | 9 | 4 | 4.0 |
| Sean | 1 | 1 | 3.0 |
🏎 RASHEE RICE SPECIAL
| PLAYER ⇅ | RUNS ⇅ | BEST LAP (S) ⇅ | PODIUMS ⇅ |
|---|
| The House 👑 | 11 | 7.33 | 0 |
| Ben | 11 | 7.49 | 8 |
| Adam | 12 | 7.63 | 3 |
| Daniel | 12 | 7.67 | 10 |
| Cullen | 10 | 7.92 | 10 |
| Ryan | 11 | 8.83 | 5 |
| lomfy ❤️ | 1 | 9.82 | 0 |
| Rahil | 12 | 10.19 | 2 |
| Sean | 2 | 10.3 | 1 |
| papa ❤️ | 1 | 11.48 | 0 |
| Erika | 11 | 12.4 | 0 |
| Adit | 2 | 21.34 | 0 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 5 | 34.67 | 0 |
| Ankeet | 2 | 51.74 | 0 |
| Emily | 3 | 51.96 | 0 |
House lap is pride-only.
🃏 BLACKJACK
| PLAYER ⇅ | HANDS ⇅ | WAGERED ⇅ | NET ⇅ |
|---|
| Ryan | 60 | 2964 | +416 |
| Erika | 60 | 1040 | +196 |
| Ben | 36 | 920 | +167 |
| Rahil | 65 | 1275 | +106 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 15 | 325 | +22 |
| Cullen | 20 | 300 | -6 |
| Daniel | 65 | 1725 | -52 |
| Adit | 37 | 663 | -72 |
| Ankeet | 25 | 735 | -86 |
| Adam | 9 | 356 | -264 |
| Emily | 32 | 1255 | -440 |
🎡 ROULETTE
| PLAYER ⇅ | SPINS ⇅ | WAGERED ⇅ | NET ⇅ |
|---|
| Emily | 35 | 360 | +130 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 10 | 100 | +50 |
| Cullen | 1 | 0 | +25 |
| Daniel | 58 | 865 | -31 |
| Ankeet | 1 | 45 | -45 |
| Ryan | 60 | 710 | -60 |
| Vidu ❤️ | 3 | 60 | -60 |
| Adit | 29 | 243 | -113 |
| Erika | 57 | 295 | -115 |
| Rahil | 55 | 730 | -185 |
🚌 RIDE THE BUS
| PLAYER ⇅ | RIDES ⇅ | WAGERED ⇅ | NET ⇅ |
|---|
| Rahil | 65 | 1250 | +610 |
| Daniel | 65 | 1525 | +575 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 13 | 290 | +210 |
| Erika | 60 | 595 | -25 |
| Cullen | 39 | 900 | -50 |
| Ankeet | 20 | 100 | -50 |
| Ben | 17 | 235 | -60 |
| Ryan | 60 | 1035 | -80 |
| Adit | 29 | 340 | -80 |
| Emily | 40 | 880 | -350 |
| Adam | 22 | 469 | -369 |
🎲 CRAPS
| PLAYER ⇅ | ROUNDS ⇅ | WAGERED ⇅ | NET ⇅ |
|---|
| Ryan | 30 | 1860 | +400 |
| Rahil | 27 | 750 | +205 |
| Erika | 25 | 154 | -1 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 1 | 25 | -25 |
| Daniel | 15 | 319 | -28 |
📅 ATTENDANCE
| PLAYER ⇅ | DAYS ACTIVE (OF 13) ⇅ | TOTAL GAMES ⇅ |
|---|
| Rahil | 13 | 354 |
| Daniel | 13 | 342 |
| The House 👑 | 13 | 310 |
| Adam | 13 | 122 |
| Ryan | 12 | 341 |
| Erika | 12 | 330 |
| Cullen | 11 | 179 |
| Ben | 11 | 174 |
| Ankeet | 10 | 148 |
| Emily | 9 | 174 |
| Adit | 9 | 164 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 9 | 117 |
| Sean | 2 | 12 |
| lomfy ❤️ | 2 | 9 |
| Vidu ❤️ | 1 | 8 |
| papa ❤️ | 1 | 4 |
😂 GUTHRIE GALLERY
| PLAYER ⇅ | MEMES HUNG ⇅ | LAUGHS RECEIVED ⇅ | LAUGHS GIVEN ⇅ |
|---|
| Cullen | 8 | 30 | 7 |
| Daniel | 7 | 20 | 6 |
| Erika | 5 | 19 | 6 |
| Emily | 10 | 16 | 8 |
| The House 👑 | 4 | 4 | 33 |
| Adam | 2 | 4 | 8 |
| Rahil | 8 | 4 | 16 |
| Adit | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| Ben | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Ankeet | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Sean | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Vidu ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 3 |
| Mary Beth ❤️ | 0 | 0 | 9 |
🎰 FINAL TABLE TALLIES
| GAME | PLAYS | WAGERED | RETURNED | LEAGUE NET | |
|---|
| 🃏 Blackjack | 477 | 11,558 | 11,545 | -13 | dead even across 477 hands — the fairest table in the house |
| 🎡 Roulette | 359 | 3,408 | 3,004 | -404 | 🔴 172 · ⚫ 178 · 🟢 9 |
| 🚌 Ride the Bus | 485 | 7,619 | 7,950 | +331 | the bus paid out — 485 rides, ties and all |
| 🎲 Craps | 128 | 3,108 | 3,659 | +551 | the dice were kind in their short life |
| ⚽ World Cup | — | 605 | 1,200 | +595 | Spain paid the faithful; the House backed Argentina |
Wagered = every token staked · Returned = every token paid back · Net = the league vs. the machines (House play excluded).
🎡 Wheel of Perks: Erika, Cullen, Adam, Ryan, Rahil & Emily each spun +500 coins.
Roulette final tally: 🔴 172 · ⚫ 178 · 🟢 9.